Ask Me Nothing I've Had Three Beers T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
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| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
The evening has reached the point where complicated questions should probably wait. The "Ask Me Nothing I've Had Three Beers T-Shirt" delivers that status update as an adult drinking humor design. On this shirt, the exact number makes the excuse comically precise, as though the wearer has established an official threshold for being left out of the discussion.
There is a familiar social moment behind the line: everyone is relaxing, the conversation starts to involve logistics, and somebody would prefer to remain responsible only for enjoying the company. This slogan turns that reluctance into a blunt little announcement. It is less about a grand party persona and more about the friend who is ready to retire from giving useful answers for the night.
The design fits a casual beer tasting, a backyard gathering among adults, or a birthday celebration where the recipient appreciates a dry joke. It can be an amusing gift for the person who responds to increasingly elaborate plans with increasingly simple answers. A connection to their established sense of humor makes the choice feel personal.
Worn with jeans or casual shorts, the shirt keeps the tone relaxed. Its charm lies in the directness: no lengthy disclaimer, no attempt to sound impressive, just a request to postpone the interrogation. Sometimes a social evening calls for a detailed conversation; this particular message announces a much stronger interest in sitting back and letting someone else handle that part.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |