Australian Shepherd I Was Nowhere Near The Counter Sarcastic Dog T Shirt

This sarcastic Australian Shepherd shirt is designed for dog lovers who appreciate humor and hand-drawn style. The shirt features the phrase "I Was Nowhere" above and "Near The Counter" below a scruffy scribbled ink cartoon of a merle Australian Shepherd with feathered ears and a stubby tail. The bouncy marker-serif font adds a playful, hand-drawn feel to the design.

Perfect for casual wear and dog owner humor, this tee captures the classic culprit look with a wink. It’s ideal for anyone who knows the mischievous nature of Australian Shepherds and wants to share a laugh. It also makes a great gift for fans of this intelligent and playful breed.

Combining whimsical art and cheeky text, this shirt offers a stylish way to celebrate the lovable antics of Australian Shepherds.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.