Available For Bad Ideas And Free Food T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Some invitations need a detailed itinerary. Others can succeed by mentioning that somebody is feeding everyone. Available For Bad Ideas And Free Food T-Shirt turns that flexible set of priorities into a funny T-shirt design. The message sounds like an open calendar announcement from a person whose standards for an interesting afternoon are delightfully easy to understand.
The pairing is what makes the joke work. Bad ideas promise a story, while free food provides a much more practical incentive to attend. Together, they describe the friend who may ask one or two questions about the plan but becomes considerably more agreeable once snacks are confirmed. The design leaves the actual activity unspecified, which gives the wearer's own personality room to supply the details.
This shirt can fit a casual gathering, a spontaneous weekend outing, or the kind of group plan that begins with nobody being entirely sure what they are doing. It is an invitation to shared humor rather than a serious endorsement of poor judgment. The tone is cheerful, sociable, and open to being persuaded. If your friends know that curiosity and refreshments are a reliable combination, the message may feel unusually accurate. The availability has been declared, the motivational factors are clear, and anyone proposing the next activity now knows exactly which details to include in the opening sentence.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |