The Bald Side Faces the Wall Funny Real Christmas Tree Tradition T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This design captures a unique family tradition with a humorous twist on real Christmas tree quirks. It shows a two-view diagram of a lush, ornament-laden front side and a patchy, sparse back side labeled as "The Bald Side Faces the Wall." The contrast highlights the familiar reality of a less-than-perfect tree, with the bald side humorously hidden away, a nod to festive family habits.
The graphic takes inspiration from instructional diagrams but adds a festive flair with rich pine green, warm lights, and classic holiday colors. It’s perfect for those who appreciate the charm of imperfect traditions and the stories behind them. Anyone who has dealt with a less-than-ideal Christmas tree will find this design both relatable and amusing.
Ideal for wearing throughout the holiday season, this shirt also makes a thoughtful gift for families who cherish their own quirky customs. It’s a lighthearted way to celebrate the small imperfections that make holiday memories special.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |