My Bank Account Says No But My Cart Says Yes T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
One side of the argument has a balance. The other has an excellent selection of things you suddenly cannot stop thinking about. The "My Bank Account Says No But My Cart Says Yes T-Shirt" gives both sides a voice through a shopping humor design. This shirt captures the pause between browsing for fun and remembering the budget.
The joke works especially well for anyone who treats an online cart as a wish list. There might be something practical, something discounted, and something added purely because it looked interesting at midnight. Nothing has to be purchased for the debate to feel real. The comedy is in wanting a little more than the sensible answer allows.
This design can make a knowing birthday gift for a friend who sends you links with an innocent look-at-this message. It is also a fun choice for a weekend browsing shops, an informal coffee catch-up, or a relaxed evening comparing favorite finds. The saying recognizes the temptation without needing to turn it into advice about spending.
Style it with pieces you already enjoy wearing and let the slogan provide the new conversation. Its appeal is wonderfully ordinary: a small internal negotiation that millions of people recognize, expressed as if two parts of your life were exchanging very firm opinions. For the moment, the cart is optimistic, the account is realistic, and you are still considering the evidence.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |