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I Bite My Medals It's Chocolate Right Funny Runner Gift T Shirt

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This shirt is made for runners who savor the sweet rewards of their hard work. Featuring the playful phrase "I Bite My Medals It's Chocolate Right?" in messy, hand-scrawled lettering, it captures the fun and informal side of race celebrations. The chaotic typography mirrors the excitement and sometimes messy reality of finishing a race and enjoying the moment.

Ideal for post-race wear or casual days when runners want to showcase their achievements with humor, this design connects with anyone who’s earned a medal and isn’t afraid to joke about it. It’s a lighthearted take on the tradition of biting medals, turning it into a question of sweet indulgence rather than serious competition.

This tee makes a clever gift for runners of all levels who appreciate the joy of crossing the finish line and celebrating with a treat. It’s a reminder that running is about accomplishment and fun, often enjoyed with a smile and a bit of chocolate.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
  • Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
  • Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
  • Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
  • Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
  • Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.

Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.

  • Standard shipping starts at $5.95
  • Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
  • 30-day return policy — see our returns policy

Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235
6XL3436
Price $11.95USD