Bloodhound I Was Nowhere Near The Counter Cute Naughty Dog Mom Dad T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This witty dog lover t-shirt features a charming Bloodhound cartoon with oversized droopy ears and deeply wrinkled face, capturing the breed's unmistakable look. Above and below the dog, playful hand-lettered text reads a cheeky line about being nowhere near the counter, perfect for anyone who’s had their mischievous pup sneak a treat. The design’s hand-drawn, scribbled ink style adds a casual, artsy vibe that works well for everyday wear or dog park outings.
Ideal for proud Bloodhound moms and dads, this shirt speaks to those who appreciate the breed’s lovable, sometimes naughty personality. It’s a great conversation starter, whether you’re out running errands or meeting fellow dog owners. The humor and heart in the design make it a thoughtful gift for new dog parents or anyone who’s ever been charmed by a Bloodhound’s antics.
The relaxed, imperfect lettering and scruffy cartoon combine to give the shirt a fun, approachable style. It’s an expressive way to show off your love for Bloodhounds while keeping things lighthearted. Whether worn casually or layered under a jacket, it highlights your canine companion’s unique charm and your own playful side.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |