I'm Not Broke I'm Pre Rich T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
The current balance may be modest, but the branding is exceptionally optimistic. I'm Not Broke I'm Pre Rich T-Shirt reframes a familiar financial complaint as an early stage of future success. This funny T-shirt design gets its personality from the confidence of the correction, as though the only problem were everyone describing the timeline incorrectly.
Pre rich is a wonderfully convenient category. It acknowledges that the fortune has not arrived while declining to treat that absence as the main story. The phrase can resonate with people who enjoy joking about ambitious plans, payday anticipation, or the distance between their preferred lifestyle and this week's available budget. The humor is in the hopeful label, not in offering a prediction about money.
The shirt has an upbeat kind of self-deprecation. Rather than pretending everything is already impressive, it turns the waiting period into a title worth announcing. That makes it a playful choice for someone who can laugh about their present situation without giving up their grander ideas.
A reader does not need to know the numbers to understand the joke. The wearer has selected a more flattering description and intends to use it consistently. Things may look unchanged from the outside, but the official narrative has improved considerably. Wealth, in this telling, is simply running later than the introduction.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |