My Brother Takes So Long In The Bathroom Funny Brother Gift T Shirt

For anyone who’s ever had to wait their turn, this funny brother gift shirt says it all with the phrase "My Brother Takes So Long In The Bathroom" followed by the punchline "there's a line, it's me." Set in a monospaced typewriter-style font, it has a retro tech vibe that adds to the humor and charm.

The centered, broken two-line layout makes the message clear and easy to read, while the typewriter font gives it a nostalgic, geeky appeal. It’s a perfect shirt for siblings who want to call out the familiar bathroom wait time struggle with a wink and a smile.

This design makes a great gift for brothers who are known for their extended bathroom sessions or for anyone who’s ever been stuck waiting. It’s a fun conversation starter and a lighthearted way to share a common family quirk, suitable for casual wear or gift giving on birthdays or holidays.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.