You Can't Scare Me I Have Two Daughters Funny Dad Father's Day T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Celebrate the unique challenges and joys of fatherhood with this funny dad shirt designed for dads with two daughters. The design boldly declares a fearless attitude, perfect for fathers who have mastered the art of parenting multiple girls. It features a striking, vintage-inspired typography that combines bold, distressed lettering with playful accents, giving it a timeless yet fun vibe.
This shirt is great for dads who want to showcase their pride in their daughters and their ability to handle anything life throws at them. Whether worn at family gatherings, casual outings, or even on Father's Day, it sends a lighthearted message that resonates with many fathers. The design’s playful bows add a touch of charm, making it a standout choice for dads who embrace their role with humor.
It also makes a wonderful gift for any dad who loves to joke about the ups and downs of raising daughters. The blend of bold and fun elements makes it an ideal conversation starter and a unique addition to any dad’s wardrobe. This is a great way to acknowledge the strength and love it takes to be a father to two girls.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |