My Car Just Hit A Water Buffalo 80s Movie Famous Quote T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
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| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
The My Car Just Hit A Water Buffalo 80s Movie Famous Quote T Shirt turns an explanation for being delayed into a story nobody was expecting. This T-shirt design brings an eighties movie line into casual wear for someone who enjoys the point where a routine problem receives an outrageously unusual cause.
The phrase begins with something ordinary enough to understand: a car incident has occurred. Then the animal detail sends the account into a completely different territory, making the statement memorable through its specificity. A fan can appreciate the reference, while the wording itself has the comic energy of an excuse that has become much more elaborate than necessary.
Consider the shirt for the friend who enjoys telling a story with one spectacular detail saved for the end. It can be a playful gift for a movie enthusiast whose favorite lines involve unlikely situations reported as though they were entirely normal.
The quote on the T-shirt offers an easy way to share that absurdity at a relaxed gathering or film night. Its appeal is the contrast between the matter-of-fact announcement and the improbable event being described. The design gives the wearer a familiar eighties reference for those moments when an explanation technically answers the question but immediately creates several more questions that everyone now wants answered before the conversation can move on.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |