Charcuterie Board Security No Double Dipping Funny Host Christmas T Shirt

Celebrate your role as the vigilant guardian of the party snack table with a shirt that humorously enforces the unwritten rules of charcuterie etiquette. The design features a security badge cleverly shaped like a cheese wedge, complete with holes and a red salami rosette at its center. Bold lettering proclaims "CHARCUTERIE BOARD SECURITY," followed by cheeky reminders to avoid double dipping and hoarding the brie.

This graphic is perfect for hosts who take their appetizer game seriously and want to add a little playful authority to their holiday gatherings. It’s a fun way to highlight the importance of sharing and respecting the communal snack platter.

Wear this to holiday parties or family get-togethers where charcuterie boards are in abundance, or gift it to the friend who always keeps an eye on the snacks. It’s a humorous nod to party etiquette and a great way to bring smiles while keeping the festive spread intact.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.