Christmas Cookie Doneness Chart Golden to Evidence Funny Baking T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This Christmas cookie doneness chart shirt is a must-have for baking enthusiasts who love a good laugh while perfecting their holiday treats. Featuring a clever progression of sugar cookies from pale dough to burnt evidence, it captures the humorous reality of holiday baking mishaps. The design uses a retro-inspired paint swatch style to show six cookies labeled with witty names like "RAW (DOUGH THIEF)" and "DAD'S," adding personality and charm that any baker will appreciate.
The shirt’s style borrows from vintage kitchen charts and playful infographics, making it a fun conversation starter at any holiday gathering. It’s ideal for anyone who spends the festive season in the kitchen, whether they’re a seasoned baker or just trying to keep cookies from burning. This design turns the often stressful cookie baking process into a source of amusement, perfect for casual wear during cookie exchanges or family get-togethers.
It also makes a thoughtful gift for friends or family who enjoy baking, especially those with a good sense of humor about their culinary adventures. Wearing this shirt is a way to celebrate the joys and trials of holiday baking, making it a charming addition to any festive wardrobe.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |