Cousins Christmas Night Report Asleep by 4 58 AM Funny Cousin T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Celebrate the lighter side of family holiday sleepovers with this cousins' Christmas night report shirt that highlights the often elusive goal of getting everyone to bed on time. The design features an official-style incident report with a neon yellow digital clock font displaying "Asleep: 4:58 AM" and a stamp reading "Logged by: Cousin on Duty," humorously acknowledging the late-night antics common among cousins.
With a bold stencil font, neon highlights, and a flashlight icon, this shirt blends a utilitarian report style with playful holiday spirit. It’s perfect for cousins who share those unforgettable overnight experiences filled with laughter, late-night chats, and the challenge of settling down during festive gatherings.
Ideal for wearing to family Christmas events or cousin sleepovers, this shirt celebrates the camaraderie and mischief that make holiday nights memorable. It also makes a clever gift for any cousin who embraces the fun of holiday traditions and the joyful chaos that comes with staying up way past bedtime.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |