Dear Santa Define Good T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Before the Christmas list is judged, one important term needs clarification. Dear Santa Define Good T Shirt gives a holiday T-shirt design the voice of someone preparing a remarkably practical defense. The polite opening sounds ready for a traditional letter, but the request suggests that the writer would prefer to review the standards before accepting any conclusions.
The humor is in treating good behavior as a negotiable definition. Was being mostly helpful enough? Do a few questionable decisions need to be considered in context? The shirt leaves the evidence unstated, allowing the wearer to bring their own playful reputation to the joke. It can suit the family member who enjoys teasing about the naughty list or the friend whose holiday stories usually require a little explanation.
The design offers an easy Christmas conversation starter without needing a complicated reference. Santa provides the familiar setting, and the carefully worded question supplies the personality. It can add a mischievous note to a relaxed gathering, a casual holiday visit, or an evening when the family is already enjoying a little seasonal banter.
The wearer has not admitted anything, which is part of the charm. They have simply requested enough information to understand how the decision will be made. Before anybody discusses presents, the shirt would like the relevant terms placed on the table and interpreted with a suitably generous seasonal spirit.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |