Decaf Denier Full Strength Only T Shirt

Half-caf is a conspiracy and decaf is a scandal; this shirt takes a stand. Decaf Denier Full Strength Only is a funny coffee t shirt for serious caffeine loyalists who consider watered-down brew a personal insult. Baristas, espresso snobs, night-shift workers, and triple-shot regulars will wear this one like a badge of honor. Perfect for coffee runs, farmers markets, and Monday mornings that require reinforcements. It is a brilliant gift for coffee lovers, whether a birthday gift for him or her, a stocking stuffer, or a gag gift for the office coffee critic. Comfortable and fully caffeinated.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.