Deeply Unserious T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Some declarations promise depth and then take an unexpected turn. Deeply Unserious T-Shirt uses that small contradiction to give a funny T-shirt design an unmistakable attitude. Deeply sounds thoughtful and committed; unserious reveals that the commitment may be to finding the joke in almost any situation. The combination is confident, economical, and entirely aware of its own absurdity.
The phrase can suit a person who brings levity to a conversation without needing a long setup. It suggests that humor is not a brief interruption of their personality but a fairly dependable feature. A dramatic story may receive an unexpected observation, a formal question may inspire a playful answer, and an ordinary afternoon may acquire a running joke that lasts much longer than anticipated.
There is no specific reference to decode in the design. Its appeal comes from recognizing a disposition: willing to laugh, reluctant to make every small matter solemn, and comfortable admitting that not every thought deserves an official statement. The shirt can introduce that mood before the wearer says anything.
For casual company that appreciates a little irreverence, the message sets an easy expectation. The conversation may wander, the punchline may arrive early, and complete seriousness cannot be guaranteed. According to this design, however, the absence of solemnity is not accidental. It is something the wearer appears to have considered with remarkable dedication.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |