Don't Cross The Streams 80s Movie Famous Quote T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
The Don't Cross The Streams 80s Movie Famous Quote T Shirt brings an ominously specific instruction into a T-shirt design with a familiar movie connection. The line sounds simple enough to follow, which makes the implied consequences of getting it wrong part of the fun.
For an eighties film fan, the warning can call back a whole set of expectations with only a few words. It suggests that someone knows a crucial rule and that everyone else would be wise to remember it. The humor comes from the seriousness of the instruction within an extraordinary situation, giving an apparently practical piece of advice a memorable comic weight.
This shirt suits the friend who remembers the important rule long after everyone else has become distracted. It can also be a playful gift for a movie enthusiast who enjoys technical-sounding explanations delivered with complete confidence, especially when the audience is left imagining exactly how bad the alternative might be.
The design places the quote on a T-shirt as an easy reference to share at a casual gathering or movie night. Its appeal is recognition, anticipation, and the pleasure of knowing why those words matter. Wear it when your favorite film humor involves a clear instruction, a questionable plan, and the growing suspicion that the rule will become extremely relevant before the story is finished.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |