Doomscrolling Is My Cardio Funny Phone Addict Gen Z Meme T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Doomscrolling is my cardio speaks directly to the phone addicts and Gen Z meme lovers who find themselves endlessly scrolling through social media feeds. The design boldly proclaims this relatable habit with oversized brutalist typography that captures the chaotic energy of late-night phone use. This shirt is ideal for anyone who embraces their digital addiction with a sense of humor and raw honesty.
The graphic’s stark, heavy sans serif lettering feels like a shout-out to brutalist design, making it a standout piece for casual wear or social gatherings where memes and internet culture reign supreme. Wear it to your favorite coffee shop or during relaxed weekends spent lounging with your phone in hand. It’s a funny nod to the modern struggle of staying glued to screens.
This tee makes an excellent gift for friends or family who are self-proclaimed doomscrollers or who enjoy clever, ironic statements about contemporary life. It captures the essence of our digital age in a bold, unapologetic style that’s both amusing and instantly recognizable. Anyone who appreciates meme humor will find this shirt a playful addition to their wardrobe.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |