I Drink From The Carton Rule Breaker Humor Sign T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
For those who enjoy breaking the rules in the most everyday ways, this shirt is a witty tribute to drinking directly from the carton. The design features a simple, iconic stick figure styled like a public sign, caught mid-sip from a carton, rendered in clean white lines on a dark background. Its minimalist, stencil-like look borrows from official signage, turning a mischievous habit into a humorous statement.
This tee suits casual wearers who embrace their little rule-breaking moments, perfect for lounging at home or casual hangouts. It’s ideal for anyone who loves a bit of cheeky humor and wants to share a laugh about the universal guilty pleasure of skipping the glass. The straightforward design keeps the joke front and center, appealing to fans of clever, understated humor.
Gift this to the carton drinker in your life who isn’t afraid to bend the norms with a smile. It’s a fun way to honor their cheeky habits and spark laughter wherever they go. This graphic tee blends simplicity with cleverness, making it a memorable piece for anyone who enjoys a funny confession worn proudly.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |