Eggnog Person Trading Card Matching Couples Funny Christmas T Shirt

This witty Christmas shirt is designed for couples who enjoy matching holiday attire with a humorous twist. The graphic mimics a retro trading card showcasing an "Eggnog Person," complete with playful stats like "Thickness: 10/10," "Controversy: High," and the amusing note "Pairs with: questionable decisions." The art features a frosty glass of eggnog topped with nutmeg and a red striped straw, adding to the festive vibe.

The design draws from vintage collectible card aesthetics, blending nostalgia with cheeky holiday humor. It's perfect for couples who like to showcase their festive spirit with a bit of sass and silliness, especially during Christmas parties or cozy holiday gatherings.

This shirt makes a great gift for partners who share a love of classic holiday drinks and enjoy playful banter about their holiday antics. It's a fun way to celebrate togetherness with a memorable and clever graphic.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.