English Isn't My First Language As If I Make Sense in My First One T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This shirt is a witty choice for anyone who navigates life in more than one language and appreciates a clever nod to bilingual humor. It boldly states a playful admission about English not being your first language, followed by a cheeky remark questioning the fluency of your original tongue. The design captures a self-aware, lighthearted mood that resonates with multilingual individuals who have a sharp sense of humor about communication quirks.
The style borrows from clean, modern typography with a crisp, sans serif font that keeps the message front and center. The small shrugging speech bubble adds a touch of visual personality without overpowering the text. This is a great casual wear option for language learners, immigrants, or anyone proud of their multicultural background. It’s also an ideal gift for friends who love sharing jokes about language barriers and cultural identity.
Wear it at language meetups, casual outings, or social events where you want to break the ice with a clever graphic tee. It’s a conversation starter that embraces the complexity of language in a fun and relatable way. Anyone who’s ever felt a little lost in translation will find this shirt both amusing and affirming.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |