Every December Ladder Call Is a Dad and Some Lights Funny EMT T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This shirt is a hilarious nod to first responders who handle those December ladder calls involving dads and holiday lights. The design mimics a dispatch computer screen, listing fall calls on rooftops where dads are caught handling tangled Christmas light strands. The bold tally humorously confirms that every December ladder call is a dad and some lights, a playful tribute to the classic holiday mishaps many families experience.
Styled with electric blue monospace text and bright holiday colors like red, sky blue, and golden yellow, this tee captures a mix of emergency service humor and festive spirit. It’s ideal for EMTs, firefighters, or anyone who’s ever answered a call about holiday decorating gone wrong. The design’s clever blend of technical dispatch elements and Christmas cheer makes it a unique gift for first responders during the holiday season.
Wear this shirt to work, holiday parties, or casual outings where fellow first responders or holiday enthusiasts will appreciate the inside joke. It also works well as a humorous gift for dads or anyone who’s endured the annual struggle of untangling or fixing Christmas lights on ladders. This shirt combines festive fun with a lighthearted take on emergency response life during the holidays.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |