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I Fart And Say Excuse Me To The Dog Toilet Humor Gag Gift T Shirt

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For those who appreciate a good laugh about the quirks of everyday life, this shirt offers a humorous take on a common social situation with a twist. The design uses a stark white pictogram in the style of public signage to depict a figure farting and politely excusing themselves to a dog. The minimalist shapes and hand-drawn frame capture the look of official signs, adding a layer of irony to this silly moment.

This shirt is ideal for anyone who enjoys dry humor mixed with a bit of childish fun. It’s perfect for casual hangouts, dog walks, or just sharing a funny story with friends who will appreciate the playful absurdity. The design’s understated style makes the joke feel clever rather than crude, appealing to fans of witty, graphic humor.

It makes a memorable gift for dog lovers with a sense of humor or anyone who enjoys gag gifts with a unique twist. The blend of potty humor and polite manners in a sign-like design offers a fresh take on classic fart jokes, making this tee a standout piece for those who love mixing irony with playful subjects.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
  • Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
  • Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
  • Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
  • Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
  • Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.

Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.

  • Standard shipping starts at $5.95
  • Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
  • 30-day return policy — see our returns policy

Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235
6XL3436
Price $11.95USD