First 401k First Gray Hair Funny New Adult Milestone Checklist T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Celebrate the bittersweet milestones of adulthood with this clever milestone checklist shirt designed for anyone navigating the early years of their career. The design features a striking two-column checklist highlighting those first big moments like getting your first paycheck, opening a 401k, and noticing your first gray hair. The dry, monospace style and minimalist checklist layout give this shirt a clean, modern look that humorously captures the journey from youthful ambition to responsible adulthood.
This shirt borrows from classic office memo aesthetics and checklist graphics, making it ideal for new professionals, recent graduates, or anyone who appreciates a witty nod to the realities of growing up. It’s a great conversation starter at casual work events or weekend hangouts where the humor will definitely resonate.
It’s also a thoughtful gift for friends or family members hitting those first adult milestones, whether they’re just starting their careers or need a lighthearted reminder that everyone’s aging gracefully, often marked by that first gray hair. This shirt combines humor and style in a way that’s both relatable and uniquely clever.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |