Fresh Out Of Patience T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
The supply was limited, the demand was unexpectedly high, and the shelf is now empty. Fresh Out Of Patience T-Shirt turns a familiar expression of frustration into a funny T-shirt design that sounds like an inventory update. The phrase gives an invisible resource a very practical problem: there simply is not any left to offer.
What makes the wording effective is its matter-of-fact delivery. There is no detailed list of who used the last portion or which request finally exhausted the stock. The reader receives the current information and can draw a reasonable conclusion about whether another unnecessary question would be well timed. It is a comic warning that depends on understatement as much as irritation.
This design can appeal to someone who appreciates blunt humor about crowded days, repeated explanations, or plans that have developed too many complications. Around friends who understand the tone, it offers a way to admit feeling tested without turning the entire conversation into a complaint. The exaggeration keeps the message easy to recognize and easy to laugh at.
The shirt leaves the restocking schedule unspecified, which may be the most realistic detail. A quiet break, a simpler plan, or fewer interruptions could improve the situation, but no promise has been made. For now, according to the design, the available quantity is clear, and requests should probably be adjusted to match it.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |