Fueled By Coffee And Unresolved Group Chats T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
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| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
The coffee is ready. The messages, unfortunately, are still developing. Fueled By Coffee And Unresolved Group Chats T-Shirt combines a daily ritual with the peculiar energy of a conversation that never quite reaches a conclusion. This funny T-shirt design is for the person who checks one notification and discovers three competing plans, an unanswered question, and a completely unrelated new topic.
The phrase unresolved group chats makes the joke specific. It is not simply about spending time on a phone; it is about the ongoing suspense of whether anyone will choose a restaurant, confirm a time, or respond to the original point. The conversation stays active while the decision remains remarkably still. Another sip of coffee seems like the only part of the process with a dependable outcome.
This design can resonate with the unofficial coordinator of a friend group, or with anyone who has returned to a chat and wondered how so many messages produced so little agreement. It recognizes both the affection and the mild chaos of staying connected.
The shirt offers a lighthearted account of what keeps the day interesting. There may be practical work to do, but somewhere a discussion is waiting for one final answer that will inevitably generate several more questions. At least the cup provides a straightforward way to begin the next round.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |