Ghost of Christmas Past Texted Nope Block Funny Single Ex Holiday T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This witty shirt is for anyone who’s ever wanted to block their past holiday drama and move on with a sense of humor. Featuring a playful phone lock screen with a ghost in a Santa hat as the wallpaper, it shows a message from the “Ghost of Christmas Past” that reads "merry christmas :) thinking about u," met with a firm "NOPE." and options to "Block" or "Block harder." It’s a clever nod to the desire for peace and space during the holiday season, especially after difficult breakups or awkward family situations.
With simple, bold white outlines and touches of red, the design captures the modern digital frustration of unwanted holiday messages in a minimalist style. This shirt is perfect for those who enjoy sarcastic humor and prefer to keep their Christmas spirit free of past baggage. It’s a perfect conversation piece for holiday gatherings where old relationships or memories might come up.
This tee makes a hilarious gift for anyone who’s recently moved on from an ex or just wants to keep their holidays drama-free. It’s a fun way to express that sometimes the best way to celebrate the season is by blocking out the ghosts of Christmas past and focusing on the here and now.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |