I Hate Cilantro It's Soap I Said What I Said Funny Cilantro Hater T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
For those who can’t stand the taste of cilantro, this shirt makes a bold, humorous statement. Declaring "I Hate Cilantro" in confident, hand-brushed lettering, it plays on the divisive nature of this herb with the cheeky line "it's soap, I said what I said." The design mimics the style of a grocery store sign, giving it a casual, approachable vibe that perfectly suits the strong opinions cilantro haters hold.
This tee is ideal for casual settings where you want to share your culinary preferences with a bit of humor. Whether at food festivals, cooking classes, or just hanging out with friends who know your tastes, it’s a fun way to connect over a shared dislike. The hand-painted storefront lettering adds personality and a handcrafted feel, making the message stand out with charm and attitude.
It’s a great gift for anyone known for their strong feelings about cilantro, especially those who appreciate expressive, artsy designs. Perfect for food lovers, picky eaters, or anyone who enjoys wearing their opinions on their sleeve, this shirt turns a simple food preference into a playful statement piece.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |