I Have The Body Of A God, Unfortunately It's Buddha T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
A grand announcement about having the body of a god takes an unexpected turn on the "I Have The Body Of A God, Unfortunately It's Buddha T-Shirt". This irreverent slogan design starts with heroic confidence and finishes with a familiar pop-culture joke about physique. The shirt suits someone who enjoys poking fun at their own lofty claims.
The wording suits an adult with a relaxed attitude toward image and a taste for cheeky humor. It is particularly easy to imagine on the friend who announces a new fitness plan with tremendous enthusiasm, then happily accepts an invitation to brunch. The wearer is the center of the joke, which gives the statement its self-deprecating character.
As a birthday present, it works best when you already know the recipient enjoys this exact kind of body humor and irreverent reference. A familiar shared joke makes it more personal than choosing a slogan at random. For a laid-back gathering, wear it with casual trousers and let the conversation develop around the punchline.
This design is about a comic boast, rather than an explanation of Buddhist belief or imagery. Its personality is knowingly exaggerated and unapologetically silly. Choose it for someone who prefers a laugh over a polished pose and who is perfectly capable of being both the storyteller and the subject of the story.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |