I Have Boundaries Now Ask Me About Them Later T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
The announcement sounds decisive until the follow-up instructions reveal a scheduling complication. I Have Boundaries Now Ask Me About Them Later T-Shirt gives a funny T-shirt design to the person practicing a new level of self-protection with a familiar touch of procrastination. The boundary is real enough for the joke, but explaining it is clearly outside today's available window.
The clever part is that the second phrase demonstrates the first. By postponing the conversation, the wearer has already established one small limit, even while sounding pleasantly unprepared to discuss the larger policy. It is a gentle contradiction that keeps the message human rather than overly solemn. Personal growth, apparently, still has to work around the rest of the day.
This design can appeal to someone who enjoys self-aware humor about learning to say no, delaying an unnecessary debate, or deciding that immediate availability should not be the default. It does not need to become a lecture to make the point. The shirt offers a smile and a pause in the same sentence.
Around friends who appreciate that tone, the wording may be an amusing way to acknowledge a change they have already noticed. Further information might eventually be provided, but the timing is not up for negotiation right now. The design has managed to set expectations while keeping the explanation pleasantly pending.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |