I Have Considered Your Input And Discarded It T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
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| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Being heard and being agreed with are two very different outcomes. I Have Considered Your Input And Discarded It T-Shirt makes that distinction a funny T-shirt design with the calm authority of a completed review. The message confirms that the process happened, then announces a result the contributor may not have been hoping to receive.
The humor depends on the formal language. Considered your input sounds respectful and thorough, while discarded it brings the interaction to an unusually abrupt close. Together, they create the voice of someone who has followed the expected procedure without finding any reason to change their original position. The paperwork, at least in spirit, appears entirely in order.
This shirt can appeal to a person who enjoys deadpan sarcasm and confidently opinionated jokes. It works best as a comic exaggeration among people who know the wearer is willing to laugh at their own certainty. The design does not specify the suggestion, leaving readers to supply whichever piece of unsolicited advice comes to mind.
There is no claim that the other person failed to get a fair hearing. In fact, the shirt goes out of its way to say the opposite. That is the mischievous part: every stage has supposedly been completed, and the answer remains no. Further submissions may be accepted, but the current record offers limited grounds for optimism about the final recommendation.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |