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I Have A Donkey He's The Security Funny Farmer Gift T Shirt

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This humorous farmer shirt is ideal for anyone who knows the unique role a donkey plays on the farm. Boldly stating "I Have A Donkey - He's The Security," it brings a playful twist to the hardworking nature of these often underestimated animals. The rugged stencil-style typography evokes a sense of utility and toughness, fitting for those who appreciate the practical side of farm life.

The design cleverly pairs a strong, military-inspired font with a simple donkey illustration, making it a standout piece that’s both fun and functional. It’s a great choice for farmers, animal lovers, or anyone who enjoys a bit of farmyard humor paired with a nod to security and loyalty.

This shirt works well as a gift for the farmhand who knows their donkey is more than just a pet,it’s a guardian of the homestead. Perfect for casual wear while working the land or at local agricultural events, it celebrates the unexpected protectors of the farm in a lighthearted way.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
  • Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
  • Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
  • Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
  • Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
  • Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.

Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.

  • Standard shipping starts at $5.95
  • Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
  • 30-day return policy — see our returns policy

Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235
6XL3436
Price $11.95USD