Head of Ladder Safety Ignored Dad Christmas Lights Funny Husband T T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This Christmas lights shirt is made for the dads who ignore safety advice every December while putting up holiday decorations. The design features a ladder leaning against a house with a bright yellow safety sign at the bottom warning about "HEAD OF LADDER SAFETY." A tiny cartoon dad stands confidently on the top rung, holding a strand of red and golden yellow lights, clearly not paying attention to the caution. Below, a subtle line humorously notes that the advice is ignored year after year.
The style is lighthearted and cartoonish, perfect for anyone who’s been around the holiday tradition of decorating the house and knows the risks involved. It’s a nod to the determined, sometimes stubborn spirit of those who take on these tasks themselves, despite the warnings. This shirt fits well for dads, husbands, or anyone who enjoys poking fun at their own holiday decorating rituals.
It’s a fun gift idea for families who gather to put up lights or for the guy who always insists on doing it his way. Wearing it during the holiday season adds a bit of humor to the often stressful task of decorating outdoors and shows off a shared family experience in a playful way.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |