Hold On I'm Texting My Mom Spirit Board Funny Dark Humor Halloween T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This funny dark humor Halloween shirt featuring a vintage-style spirit board is a clever choice for anyone who loves spooky themes with a modern twist. The design showcases a classic talking spirit board, complete with an arched alphabet, numbers, sun and moon icons, and a heart-shaped planchette resting on the letters. The bold gothic serif text above and the condensed serif text below add a playful touch, making this tee a standout for fans of quirky supernatural humor.
Ideal for Halloween parties or casual fall outings, this shirt appeals to those who enjoy blending vintage occult aesthetics with witty, contemporary humor. Whether you're a fan of spirit boards or just appreciate a clever joke about texting your mom, this design offers a unique conversation starter. It’s a great pick for anyone who wants to add a bit of dark comedy to their seasonal wardrobe.
This tee also works well as a gift for friends or family members who are drawn to the supernatural or enjoy sarcastic humor. Its combination of classic occult imagery and modern messaging ensures it will be appreciated by enthusiasts of spooky culture and those who love to laugh at the unexpected.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |