My Horse Uses Me As A Scratching Post Funny Horse Owner Gift T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This graphic tee is a must-have for any horse lover who knows the unique bond they share with their equine companion. The design humorously captures the reality of being a human scratching post for a horse, showcasing a bold statement that resonates with stable hands and riders alike. Its playful take on the relationship highlights the hefty "1,000 pounds of itch" that a horse brings, making it a fun conversation starter for equestrian enthusiasts.
The style of the design combines chunky, confident typography with a simple, flat illustration of a horse, giving it a modern yet rustic vibe that horse owners will appreciate. Wearing this shirt is a great way to show off your love for horses while embracing the humor that comes with caring for such large animals.
Ideal for casual outings to the barn, horse shows, or even relaxed days around town, this shirt fits perfectly into the wardrobe of anyone who spends a lot of time around horses. It also makes a thoughtful gift for friends or family members who ride, groom, or simply adore these majestic creatures, blending humor with a shared passion for the equestrian lifestyle.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |