Keep Your Drink Away From The Decks Funny Dj Gift T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This funny DJ gift shirt is all about keeping your drink away from the decks, a must-have for anyone who spends hours spinning tracks. The design features a clever parody warning sign showing a cup with a slash over a turntable, capturing that classic cautionary vibe with a bold, industrial look. It’s a nod to the hazards DJs face when mixing, making it a great conversation starter for music lovers and nightlife enthusiasts.
The style borrows from hazard signs with a punchy use of yellow, cyan, and cream on black, giving it a retro industrial feel that’s both eye-catching and playful. Whether you’re a DJ yourself, a music fan, or just someone who appreciates a clever graphic tee, this shirt fits in perfectly during gigs, parties, or casual hangouts where music is the main event.
It also makes an excellent gift for the DJ in your life who’s known for their focus on keeping the beats flowing and the drinks safely away. It’s a humorous reminder of the little things that can make or break a set, wrapped up in a bold design that’s as functional as it is funny.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |