Kiss Me I'm Emotionally Complicated T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Romantic introductions rarely include every footnote, but this one makes an unusually honest start. Kiss Me I'm Emotionally Complicated T-Shirt combines a familiar invitation with an unexpected qualification in a funny T-shirt design. The result is affectionate, slightly dramatic, and aware that getting to know somebody usually involves more than a simple summary.
The joke comes from presenting complexity as part of the introduction rather than saving it for a later chapter. A straightforward kiss-me slogan offers an easy reason to lean in; this version admits that the explanation may require more time. That contrast can appeal to people who enjoy relationship humor with a little vulnerability beneath the punchline. The shirt lets the wearer acknowledge their own layers while keeping the tone playful.
There is no specific story or emotional experience prescribed by the wording. Complicated can mean a long backstory, a tendency to overthink a message, or simply the ordinary difficulty of explaining yourself neatly. The design leaves that personal interpretation where it belongs, with the person wearing it.
At a relaxed gathering or on a casual day together, the message can open a lighthearted conversation without becoming a full autobiography. The invitation is clear, the disclaimer has been offered, and anyone seeking a perfectly simple character description has received fair notice that the extended version may contain several interesting additional details.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |