Knocks On Wood Just In Case Funny Superstitious Meme Gift T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This knocks on wood shirt is a witty choice for anyone who appreciates a good laugh about superstitions. Featuring bold, heavy wood type inspired by classic western poster fonts, it captures the playful habit of knocking on wood just in case luck needs a little help. The design’s strong slab serif letters paired with a subtle hand knocking illustration make it clear this shirt is for those who enjoy clever, tongue-in-cheek humor.
Ideal for fans of quirky sayings and vintage western typography, this tee works well when worn casually around friends or family gatherings where fun conversations about superstitions often arise. It gives off a retro vibe that appeals to those who like their humor with a nostalgic twist. It’s a great gift for anyone who loves to keep old superstitions alive, or just likes to joke about everyday habits.
Whether you’re a believer or a skeptic, this shirt serves as a lighthearted nod to the small rituals people follow for good luck. It’s perfect for wearing during laid-back weekends, casual outings, or anytime you want to add a bit of humor to your wardrobe. This makes a thoughtful and amusing present for friends or loved ones who enjoy clever, relatable jokes with a vintage western flair.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |