Larpenomics Rented Sports Car Fake Rich Funny Finance Bro Slang T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This design is a sharp, satirical take on flashy finance bro culture, perfect for those who enjoy witty humor about luxury and status. It features a sleek sports car with a rental tag dangling from the mirror, surrounded by flying dollar bills, all rendered in eye-catching gold and green tones that mimic high-end branding. The bold “LARPENOMICS” text and cheeky tagline capture the essence of pretending to be rich in a fun, tongue-in-cheek style.
Ideal for anyone who loves to poke fun at the world of high finance, this shirt works well as a casual wear piece that sparks laughs and eye rolls alike. It’s the kind of graphic tee that’s especially fitting for social events where finance jargon and flashy lifestyles are part of the conversation.
If you know someone who appreciates clever commentary on wealth and status symbols, this shirt makes a memorable gift. It’s a playful way to express skepticism about the flashy, rented luxury that some chase, all wrapped up in a bold and stylish graphic.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |