Major In Larpenomics Minor In Rented Cars Funny College Slang T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This witty college slang shirt is perfect for students or graduates who appreciate a satirical twist on academic life. Highlighting a "Major in Larpenomics" and a "Minor in Rented Cars," the design cleverly mimics collegiate pennants and diplomas with a varsity-style font and a playful graduation cap resting atop a generic sports car silhouette. It’s a smart and funny nod to the quirky side of college experiences and the diverse interests students often juggle.
The shirt’s collegiate theme is brought to life with varsity maroon, gold, and cream hues, evoking classic university spirit and humor. It’s ideal for anyone who enjoys clever parodies of educational themes or loves to showcase their unique blend of interests with a touch of irony. This piece blends academic tradition with a modern, humorous take on student life.
Wearing this tee is a great way to celebrate the lighter side of college years, whether at campus events, casual hangouts, or alumni gatherings. It also makes a thoughtful gift for graduates or college students who enjoy a good laugh about their studies and hobbies, combining style with clever wit.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |