The Nap Society Members Only T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
An exclusive society ought to share a meaningful interest, and this one has chosen a particularly restful option. The Nap Society Members Only T-Shirt turns enjoying a daytime sleep into the premise of a funny T-shirt design. The formal club language lends a small everyday pleasure the importance of belonging to a distinguished organization.
You can imagine the membership expectations being pleasantly undemanding: appreciate a quiet room, recognize a promising stretch of free time, and avoid scheduling anything during the most tempting part of the afternoon. The joke does not need an actual set of rules. The contrast between exclusivity and doing very little provides enough character on its own.
This design may appeal to someone who considers a well-timed nap one of the finest uses of an open calendar. It can also be a playful nod to friends who understand why a short rest sometimes takes priority over another activity. No real membership is included or implied; the society exists entirely in the humor of the shirt.
The members-only detail makes the idea especially amusing because the imagined benefit is so ordinary and so widely appreciated. Nothing elaborate needs to happen. The atmosphere is quiet, the agenda is minimal, and the most committed participants may not remain awake for the introductions. It sounds like a gathering whose success would be measured by how little anybody remembers afterward.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |