Nice Till Proven Naughty Santa Rules T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
A fair holiday review ought to begin with a favorable assumption. Nice Till Proven Naughty Santa Rules T Shirt gives a Christmas T-shirt design that very convenient policy. The phrase borrows the shape of a formal principle and applies it to the familiar seasonal debate about behavior, leaving the wearer comfortably on the nice side until someone produces a convincing case.
The joke can appeal to a person who enjoys playful arguments about the naughty list and is prepared to question the quality of the evidence. A questionable moment may require context, a witness may be unreliable, and an old story should probably not count twice. The shirt leaves those details open for the gathering to supply.
Santa rules adds mock authority, suggesting the favorable starting point has already been approved at the highest festive level. The design can suit a relaxed family occasion or time with friends who appreciate a little holiday banter.
There is a confident innocence to the message that becomes funnier when the wearer has a mischievous reputation. No admission has been made and no final verdict has been accepted. The shirt simply requests that the seasonal process follow its stated procedure. Until the case is properly established, the present list remains open, the good-behavior status stays intact, and everyone else is welcome to explain why their version of the story should change that arrangement.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |