Night Log 3 Wakeups 2 Blowouts 1 Lullaby on Loop Funny New Parent T Shirt

This shirt captures the exhausting yet humorous reality of new parenthood with its night shift log design. Listing "3 wakeups," "2 blowouts," and "1 lullaby on loop," it playfully documents the typical overnight duties that come with caring for a baby. The bold numerals and crescent moon graphic add a documentary-style feel to the design that parents will instantly recognize.

The shift log layout is reminiscent of workplace charts, giving it a structured but funny twist that highlights the nonstop nature of parenting. It’s perfect for new parents who want to wear their sleepless nights with pride and a sense of humor. Whether at home or out and about, this tee is a great conversation piece among those who share in the parenting journey.

It also makes a thoughtful gift for baby showers or parents in the thick of the newborn stage. The honest, lighthearted take on the chaos of night duty offers both camaraderie and comic relief, making it a meaningful and fun addition to any new mom or dad’s wardrobe.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.