Nobody Cares About Your Startup. It Is An App Got It T Shirt

This t-shirt humorously calls out the startup hype with a bold statement that nobody cares about your startup, clarifying that it’s just an app. The design uses massive condensed type in an editorial layout, delivering a sharp and witty message.

Ideal for entrepreneurs, tech workers, or anyone involved in startup culture who appreciates a little sarcasm, this shirt is great for casual wear or events where startup chatter runs rampant. It’s a cheeky way to poke fun at the tech scene’s buzzword overload.

As a gift, it suits friends or colleagues in the startup world who enjoy self-aware humor. The design captures the irony of modern entrepreneurship with style and wit.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.