I'm Only Here Because My Friend Wanted To Come T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Every outing has an enthusiastic organizer and, occasionally, a loyal companion with a much more complicated relationship to the plan. I'm Only Here Because My Friend Wanted To Come T-Shirt gives that companion the opening line. This funny T-shirt design makes attendance sound like an act of friendship while allowing the wearer to maintain a little comic distance from the event itself.
The message can work whether the evening becomes unexpectedly brilliant or remains exactly what you anticipated. If you enjoy yourself, your friend was right. If you do not, the shirt has already documented the original arrangement. That convenient flexibility is part of its appeal, especially among people who enjoy teasing about who proposed what and who needed convincing.
There is affection beneath the complaint. Showing up for someone else's interests is a recognizable part of friendship, and the design turns it into a running joke instead of a serious grievance. It suits a casual event where the friend beside you can laugh and accept the credit, or the blame, as the situation develops.
For the person regularly recruited as a companion, this shirt makes the role official. You may not have chosen the destination, researched the plan, or sent the first invitation. You did come along, though, and according to the design, that should count for something.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |