Overthinkers Anonymous We Never Meet T-Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
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| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Organizing a meeting sounds simple until everyone involved begins considering the possibilities. Overthinkers Anonymous We Never Meet T-Shirt makes that scheduling problem the joke in a funny T-shirt design about a group whose defining habit may prevent its main activity. The organization has a name, but agreeing on the first gathering is apparently a more ambitious project.
The phrase invites an entire imaginary planning conversation. Is the time convenient? Would another location be better? Does the invitation sound too formal, or not formal enough? Before the event can happen, there may be several more questions worth considering. The punchline is not that the members lack interest; it is that every practical step has acquired an unexpected amount of thought.
This shirt can appeal to someone who recognizes their own tendency to revisit a straightforward decision. The humor is gentle and collective, placing the wearer among people who would understand exactly why nothing has been finalized. It does not describe a real organization or offer a serious program.
The design finds warmth in that shared recognition. Everybody may be extremely considerate, thoroughly prepared for every possible complication, and still unable to select a date. The imaginary meeting remains an excellent idea. As soon as the group has finished thinking about whether it is definitely the best idea, someone will presumably begin another draft of the invitation.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |