My Patience Left Early. It Took The Car T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This witty graphic tee boldly declares that your patience has left early, with a clever design featuring oversized, ultra-bold lettering that dominates the front. Accompanying the sharp text is a hand-drawn, classic striped popcorn bucket, adding a playful and quirky touch that makes this shirt truly stand out. The design’s editorial layout style gives it a modern, artistic vibe that appeals to those who appreciate humor mixed with graphic sophistication.
Ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh or wants to express their exasperation in a cheeky way, this shirt is perfect for casual outings, social gatherings, or even just lounging at home. It speaks to the universal feeling of running low on patience, making it a relatable and conversation-starting piece. The bold typography and simple yet effective imagery combine to create a look that’s both fun and stylish.
This design makes a fantastic gift for friends, family members, or coworkers who have a great sense of humor or who often find themselves a bit short-tempered. It’s a unique way to say, "I get it," while giving them something they can wear proudly. Whether for birthdays, holidays, or just because, this shirt is a memorable and entertaining choice for those who appreciate clever graphic tees.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |