I Pick My Nose When No One Is Looking Funny Fart Humor Sign T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This shirt is a hilarious pick for anyone who appreciates silly fart humor and juvenile jokes. It features a design styled like a classic public sign, with a simple stick figure caught in the act of picking their nose when no one is looking. The design uses a deadpan pictogram style reminiscent of restroom or park signs, making the humor all the more unexpected and clever. Fans of absurd, offbeat comedy will find this tee a fun way to express their playful side.
The graphic’s minimalistic, stencil-like look adds to its charm and makes it perfect for casual wear or as a conversation starter at gatherings. It’s ideal for those who enjoy a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Whether you’re cracking jokes with friends or just want to lighten the mood, this shirt brings a cheeky sense of humor to everyday situations.
This makes a quirky gift for anyone with a fondness for random funny stuff, especially those who love a bit of juvenile comedy. It’s a standout choice for birthdays or informal celebrations where humor is the best present. The design’s simplicity and wit ensure it stands out without being overly loud, appealing to all ages who enjoy a bit of lighthearted mischief.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |