Plant Killer Brain Funny Houseplant Gardening Gift T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This humorous shirt captures the quirky essence of anyone who struggles to keep houseplants alive. Featuring a clever hand-drawn brain illustration with playful handwritten labels pointing to different parts, it’s a fun way to celebrate the ‘plant killer’ in all of us. The design uses a clean, sketched style that feels both modern and personal, making it ideal for indoor gardeners with a self-deprecating sense of humor.
People who have a black thumb or find themselves constantly forgetting to water their greenery will appreciate this witty design. It’s the kind of shirt you’ll want to wear around fellow plant lovers or at casual gardening meet-ups to share a laugh over the trials of plant care. The detailed brain art adds an intellectual touch that contrasts nicely with the humorous theme.
This makes a great gift for friends or family members who are passionate about houseplants but aren’t quite green-thumbed experts. It’s also perfect for those who enjoy quirky graphic tees that reflect their everyday struggles in a light-hearted way. Whether worn at home or during casual outings, it’s a conversation starter that brings humor to the gardening world.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |